I'm Em.

Jun 1

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May 31

(Source: cassandradanae)

Time, patience, and a love of self will get you through anything.

May 31

realfacts: In 1845, President Andrew Jackson’s pet parrot was removed from his funeral for swearing

May 31

It’s like everyone around me is screaming, “I love this piece of pizza, it’s the best I’ve ever had, don’t you want a piece!?” and suddenly I feel hungry cause, yeah I guess that would be nice, but I didn’t feel hungry before. People, stop making me feel hungry, I didn’t want that pizza until you paraded it in front of me.

May 30

accio-matthew-gray-gubler: I’m like: But when he starts talking, I’m like:

May 30
When I’m watching “House” and I see this:
May 30

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May 28

(Source: kiss-of-the-fawn)

fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, I gotta by this beautiful fucking goddess romper.

May 28
May 28

(Source: alecziscute)