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Time, patience, and a love of self will get you through anything.
realfacts: In 1845, President Andrew Jackson’s pet parrot was removed from his funeral for swearing
It’s like everyone around me is screaming, “I love this piece of pizza, it’s the best I’ve ever had, don’t you want a piece!?” and suddenly I feel hungry cause, yeah I guess that would be nice, but I didn’t feel hungry before. People, stop making me feel hungry, I didn’t want that pizza until you paraded it in front of me.
accio-matthew-gray-gubler: I’m like: But when he starts talking, I’m like:
When I’m watching “House” and I see this:
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fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, I gotta by this beautiful fucking goddess romper.
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